What idiot makes something like this?
Oh…I’m sorry. Maybe that was you.
Maybe you thought to yourself that you would make a plate with a creepy picture of two dutch people kissing in the middle of a field.
Maybe you thought you would paint a picture to remind yourself of how you spent your summers as a teenager…in Holand…
Maybe you thought it would be a wonderful anniversary present for your dutch parents, who will now worry about what else you saw them doing in the field.
Maybe you just love dutch people kissing.
I don’t know
But if you made this plate…and I say if with squinty judgmental eyes…and you wanted to sell it would you really charge 55 dollars?
In other parts of my world: Feet swelling. feeeeeet sSSSSWEEEEEEEELLLling.